I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Now I know what your thinking, "Really, your FAVORITE holiday.." and my answer is YES!! YES!! OH GOD YES!!!!
The reason its my favorite holiday, is that I started a tradition with a friend of mine.. we go to Walmart the day of, and pick up a few packs of the grade school valentines that first and second graders give out, you know, that have Scooby Doo on them, or Sponge Bob Square Pants, and then,.. we head down to a strip club.
Everyone wants a valentine right, and besides, Strippers are people too.
I never thought it would work, but let me tell you... Johnny Depp could have been on the other side of the stage making it rain hundred dollar bills, would not have made a difference.
We had every stripper that hit the stage over by us...
Stippers opening cards with Scooby Doo on the outside saying "I LOVE YOU"
and shaggy on the inside all "ZOINKS!! TOO BAD YOUR DAD DIDNT!!"
- ► 2010 (34)