I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
In the center of the zoo, they had this list of rules that tells you about the animals.
1. If confronted by a Lion - make yourself really tall and scream.
2. If confronted by a Tiger - throw rocks in the opposite direction and stay really still.
3. If confronted by a Cougar - buy her a drink, tell her she looks twenty two, and wear a condom.
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