Stand up comedy, in the form of a blog... if you want to laugh, then keep on reading.

I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

KY hers and mine

I learned this recently...there is a new sexual lubricant on the market.

I am sure your happy your hearing this from me.
Its called "KY Yours and Mine". Its actually two lubricants. One provides a "thrilling" feeling for her, and the other provides an "invigorating" sensation for him.

HOWEVER, when you maturebate with both, they combine to create in "intense sensation" of shame!
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Signs of Aging

I know I am getting older.. but it really hit me the other day. Here is how I know I am getting older.

Now when I see a hot teenage girl walking down the street, I think to myself "Wow, I bet she has a hot... Mom!"

I want to see the mom now, I didnt realize that was the next phase of life. Whats next? Where's GRANNY!! I want to see three generations of this magic!! Lets Go!!
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