I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.

Monday, April 26, 2010

I am my own Gatoraid factory!!

I was drinking rye the other night, and that is never a good thing for me. Cause I am out of shape, and so when I drink Rye, the next day I get "Fat Man Moustache"... you know what that is.... its where you get beads of sweat on your upper lip.

Just from doing nothing.. at all... just walking from the living room to the kitchen, I am like "Wtf is that..ohh its sweat coming out of my upper lip. Cause all my other sweat glands all over my body are soooo tired of sweating that its now coming out of my LIP!"

Is that healthy? I don't think so... but its ok.. I am turning my negatives into a positive.. cause now when I am walking and I get tired, I lick my upper lip.. and guess what... electrolytes right back into my system!!Sounds gross, I know.... but I am now my own Gatorade factory!

My Peeps....