I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Bras are getting out of hand
I am not saying we should get rid of them as a whole, ok, I am just saying that its getting a little carried away with itself. Half the time you take a girls bra off, 2 inches of her boobs just went with it, like What the hell!!`
I can`t get away with doing that, I can walk in here with a 10 inch weiner down my pants.
Girls would be like `Holy crap, look at the crotch on that guy!`
Then you take me home, I pull it out, and throw it behind me.
Oh that, that's just for support. If I don't wear a 10 inch weiner down my pants, my back kills me the next day.
I really don't care about big boobs, ok, its an honesty issue. Its why I like ass.. cause ass is honest.
Cause what you see is what your going to get. At least up until recently. Cause now they have panties with ass inserts, so now you can fake an ass!
And that should be illegal!
And I will tell you this now.. I don't care how hot, and sexy you are, or how close I am to fucking you I am getting... If I pull your ass off,.. I am tapping out!!
- ► 2010 (34)