I like to think my generation is pretty normal. Then I go out to dinner with my fiancee and see this walking turd bag out on a date, whether its with his girlfriend, wife, whatever... and all I can think is "How does that guy leave the house looking like that?"
We are at an Italian restaurant last night, we will call it "Westside Luigis", and this couple come in.. she is dressed nicely,.. presentable.. no big deal.
Her boyfriend,.. totally different story... he has on a pair of jeans.. and a black t-shirt... but not just any black t-shirt.. this one had writing on it that you could read from across the room... big white bold letters "I Fuck on the FIRST DATE!"
Ahhh,.. that's awesome. The only thing more classy than this shirt is the black "Tuxedo t-shirt"
How do you leave the house wearing this? ON A DATE!!
Then I am thinking,.. What if this is their first date? How does this chick STILL GO OUT WITH THE GUY!
Maybe she is blind? but then I see her looking at the menu,.. so that's out the window.
Maybe she is just a slut, and this is a way for the guy to have his own inside joke. *no pun intended*
The part that made this entire scene funny to me was,.. the shirt was tucked in. This was his way of solving his casual attire and taking it to another level. How does this guy choose what to wear on a date? Heads the Fuck shirt,... Tails... just a plain white "wife beater".
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall, of his trailer,... when he walks up to the closet, pulls the folding door to the side and just starts picking thru his shirts.
"No fat chicks" ..... nah,.. this is more like a Saturday night shirt.
"Who farted?".... more like a Church shirt really.
"At least your reading my shirt instead of looking at my huge erection".. not planning on going to a strip club later.. Think I will go with the "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE!"
You sir,.. are my hero....
I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.
