I really like women.. I do..
I like my women like I like my cars... Paid for!
I like my women like I like my chairs.... able to support my ass.
I like my women like I like my meth labs... always cooking!
I like my women like I like my peas... Black eyed, and dont make me tell you again bitch!!
I like my women like I like my beer... gone when I am done!
I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.