There was an article in Maxim that caught me totally off guard. It was talking about how bad Meth is.. but the puzzling part was that it had a "pleasure" scale of how good it made you feel.
Yeah, thats what we need to keep the kids off Meth, let them know how good it makes you feel, they will definitely stay away!
The scale was based on Dopamine, the pleasure sensing chemical that your brain releases when your doing certain activities.
Apparently, eating a cheeseburger was 1.5,.... Having sex... was 2.
Really.. there must have been some bacon on that cheeseburger.. cause that just does not seem right to me.. I am just saying, they are only a half a point apart on the scale.. so that tells me either that is the most amazing, "magical" cheeseburger ever inve.. wait, what is that? Ground unicorn meat on that cheeseburger? That is delicious! Or that is lousy sex.. take your pick!
So its cheeseburger 1.5, Having sex 2, Having a cigarette also a 2, Cocaine was a 4,.... Meth... 11!!
Can anyone vouch for this? No, cause they are all at home scratching their skin and holding their teeth in there pocket sitting in their mobile home.
Do you know what that means? You could be eating a cheeseburger, having sex, smoking a cigarette, on cocaine, STILL NOT TO METH YET!!
Not even close!! Your still at least a hand job and a happy meal away!!
I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.
