Growing up a "fat" kid

You would be surprised to know this but.... I was a heck of an athlete in high school. Looking at my body, you may not believe me.. I have lost my "edge".. and any kind of corner that may have been there has been pushed into a somewhat "circular" shape... I know.

But when I was in high school.. I was on the wrestling team..... wait, it gets better..... I also had a PERFECT record!! I was 48 - 0!!

But you would be surprised what happens when you come out ready for a match wearing the head gear with a pink "singlet" on........... and an erection.

It was hard growing up a fat kid.. cause you miss out on some of those life experiences..... like... I never learned how to swim when I was a kid...... cause I never made it 30 minutes past a meal.

A friend of mine told me once "Brad, you should really not wear a stripped shirt like that... it makes you look fat."

Really,.. I don't think so. The shirt does not make me look fat... the Fried chicken and a 6 pack of beer every day makes me look fat. The shirt is just PROTECTING you from the fat, so I think you should be thankful I have it on.