Strip clubs are great.. go into one, you have pretty much seen them all. The only difference is the brass pole is in a different location. Even the DJ sounds the same from one club to another.
Just once, I would like to slip some truth serum into that guys glass, cause all they do is tell lies.
"Here she comes, lets give her a big round of applause... on the eight day,... God created LEXIS! Here she comes!"
After the truth serum.. I think we all know they will be speaking to a different story.
"Here she comes people...... She's a single mother of three...... living in the back of a 1996 Hyundai... and is currently on Valtrex and allergic to "the pill"..... ladies and gentlemen give it up for...... RUTH!"
I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
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- Ever quit your job?
- My Fiancee does it again!!
- The internet has become TOO BIG!!
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- Just where do strippers get their names anyway?
- My wife lies to me
- Fast Food Servers
- Strip club DJ's and the lies they tell
- Seriously, I don't know why, do you??
- Its the same thing after every christmas
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