You ever pass out drunk,.. and leave something on all night? Has that ever happened to you? Yeah. Like a sock.... or a tshirt, maybe your underware.
It happened to me this past weekend. Guess I passed out after the casino... woke up with a random piece of clothing...like a Condom.
I did not even realize it until I had stood up, walked to the bathroom, started peeing.... and there was no noise.
It just started filling up like a water balloon.
Then it occurred to me... Damn! I could have laid in bed another ten minutes!! What the hell am I doing up..I could have tied this off and hit snooze.
So now it has become my official new way to sleep late.
I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.
