I am a comic that thinks outside the box.. after everything is gone from inside it. I was born without that filter that keeps certain thoughts inside, and most times, it pops out at the worst moments.. its going to happen, so best be prepared for whatever is about to come out.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Halloween "Scary House"
First, go out and get the best candy, not the shitty candy corn or the tootsie rolls.. but the good stuff, Chips, big chocolate bars, you know what I am talking about.
Then, when the door bell rings, you go to the door, and wait for a total of about 10 kids to get there.. open the door, and tell them "You want this big bowl of candy,.. all you have to do is make it thru the "Scary house".. and let them wonder into your home...
In one corner, have a cage with a kid trapped in it already and when some kid first notices that there is someone in the cage, thats when the kid in the cage yells "ITS A TRAP!! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!! THERE IS NO CANDY!!"
You will never be forgotten.
- Halloween is tough for some people
- Halloween "Scary House"
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- Nature Shows...
- My Daughter
- Groups of Women at the bar...
- I LOVE youtube!!
- Why I hate McDonalds
- How do you know when she is mad?
- How can you tell when women are into you?
- Buying a Prostitute
- Buying a Pregnancy Test
- WTF Ladies?!?
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